Here is a little humour to lighten you all up for the weekend. This was posted on the CSO magazine website in July. Here are a few:
Blog (n.) A diary desired by no one and available to everyone. (heh)
Hacker (n.) A cracker with no sense of humor.
Hash table (n.) The place you roll a joint.
Pandemic (n.) A threat that spreads rapidly through contact with daily newspapers and talk shows.
Risk (n.) The unavoidable part of life that CEOs try to ignore, CFOs try to hide, CIOs try to understand and CSOs try to control.
…and my fave
White hat (n.) A gray hat with a better PR firm.
For the rest follow the link. Thanks Dan!
Tags: Humour, Funny, Security Terms, CSO Magazine
