It’s all in the definitions…
Author: James Arlen
I can’t really do any more justice to this than to just hand it to you and walk away…
According to the US Senate (S.773) proposed legislation on Cybersecurity:
CYBER- The term `cyber’ means–
(A) any process, program, or protocol relating to the use of the Internet or an intranet, automatic data processing or transmission, or telecommunication via the Internet or an intranet; and
(B) any matter relating to, or involving the use of, computers or computer networks.
It’s like a holy hand grenade of fail. Thanks us.gov.
(image from TexasT’s flickr stream)
Tags: cyberdouchery, fail, usa, senate, cyber
“The term `cyber’ means–” apply head to desk, repeat. Increase force incrementally until unconscious.
First our presidential choice for the past 8 years, now this–how to win friends and influence people in Ontario. Take that you pinko Canadians!
@rybolov Yeah, yeah. Where’s my flabongo?
I couldn’t get it through customs because Canada doesn’t allow import of waterfoul not native to subarctic conditions. They said it would be unethical treatment for a tropical bird to live North of the permafrost line.
Hey, that makes this a cyber-blog
@Larry Seltzer
AUGH! /me HEAD ASPLODE
